Dis ya ting yah, it all 'bout di goodness of rum. See, dem mix di best sugar an' make it so smooth. Ya know how we love a good drink pon a hot day? Dis rum yah, it take yuh away to paradise. Ya see, some man tink rum only good for partying. But dis drink, it got story. Every sip a trip back to di roots. So when yuh see di rum, remember dat: Kaff